Priapus is a minor greek god, the greek god of male Genitalia, Vegetable Gardens, and fertility. I just wanted to let you all know that his entire thing is he has a comically large schlong and he tried to fuck Hestia (A virgin goddess who took a vow of chastity) once and she picked up a whole ass d o n k e y and hit him over the head with it. Probably loony toons style. That's a myth i heard.
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